A man in search of an English/German dictionary in order to communicate with a new lady friend on Facebook.
A conversation - on a cell speakerphone - between a patron and unknown woman regarding the use of a telephone line to procure internet access. I was left in suspense, however, when he took the call off speaker.
Twin boy and girl - "We're 4 today!" - waiting for storytime.
"$25.95." Amount I paid for missing book. Sigh.
To be continued...